Admit it, if only to yourself, you've thought occasionally about what would happen if the predictions of today had come true. What is heaven like? Is there really a hell? And what, for heaven's sake, will I wear for all eternity?
Well, I happen to have an answer for the last question. I definitely have opinions on the first two but those are ultimately for you to deal with. The last, however, is the infinity dress.
The infinity dress is the penultimate for the one clothing item lifestyle. It consists of a basic skirt, a waistband and two incredibly long straps that enable the dress to become anything you like it to be. I'm afraid, however, if you happen to end up in a rather cold place, you may want to consider a jacket.
When I began this undertaking I started to wonder if the project would take the entire eternity. I never use patterns, and it's never been an issue - until now. I've never been terribly good at math but I'm smart enough to use a calculator. I'm just not smart enough to remember you don't try to do math right after you take your meds.
Anyway, I read the instructions as the tutorial states, but my mind didn't comprehend it apparently. Rather than fold the fabric into quarters, I folded it four times and then tried to divide it by 1/4. As a result, I have a rather lovely tutu for an elephant if you happen to know one who needs it.
The other problem I encountered was failing to consider just how much fabric a circle skirt and strips 90" long take. I was planning to use a bedsheet anyway but it took more than the twin sized flat I had on hand. That's okay, I happen to love hanging out in thrift stores anyway.
As you can see, this dress is definitely the right choice if you're planning to wear it forever. Just remember, when you decide to change things around, check to make certain you're not standing in front of an open window with the blinds open. I'm not quite sure those children on the playground are ever going to recover...
I will definitely be making more of these in the future. Also, stay tuned. I'm hoping my first video tutorial will be ready soon. I just have got to remember that staring at the computer while speaking doesn't work. It makes you look - well - a little creepy.
Well, I happen to have an answer for the last question. I definitely have opinions on the first two but those are ultimately for you to deal with. The last, however, is the infinity dress.
The infinity dress is the penultimate for the one clothing item lifestyle. It consists of a basic skirt, a waistband and two incredibly long straps that enable the dress to become anything you like it to be. I'm afraid, however, if you happen to end up in a rather cold place, you may want to consider a jacket.
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| These looks are more conservative. The bottom one makes it appear as though you are wearing a scarf. |
The other problem I encountered was failing to consider just how much fabric a circle skirt and strips 90" long take. I was planning to use a bedsheet anyway but it took more than the twin sized flat I had on hand. That's okay, I happen to love hanging out in thrift stores anyway.
I will definitely be making more of these in the future. Also, stay tuned. I'm hoping my first video tutorial will be ready soon. I just have got to remember that staring at the computer while speaking doesn't work. It makes you look - well - a little creepy.
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